Sweaty loved living in Provo because it lived close to its grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins. Some of Sweaty's most well-known relatives are The Six Dollar Burger, Famous Star, Spicy Chicken, and Western BBQ Burger. They could visit each other often and enjoyed holiday celebrations together. Sweaty spent most of its life living on Bulldog Ave. It attended Provo Elementary School for a short time and graduated in February 2003 from The Timpview Academy for Burgers.
Our precious Ranch Bacon Cheeseburger left our presence in March 2003, but has left a legacy of service and diligence for all us. May we follow Sweaty's example so that we may soon be reunited as a family, bringing the savory taste of sweat to all eternity.