Thursday, July 24, 2003

New shoelace wanted, needed

I think that you can tell how much money somebody has by looking at their shoelaces. If they don't even HAVE shoelaces, you know they're in trouble. That was a blanket statement, which included all sandal-wear. I have never seen a rich guy walking around in flipflops.

If you will take a second to observe my shoe in this picture, you will readily see that I have hit rock-bottom and am completely out of money. I just bought a diamond and a new car for Rachie. And now we're looking at buying a house rather than renting. I think my shoelace tells the rest of the story very well.

Sometimes, life is like a shoelace. But isn't it supposed to be like this when you first get married? Isn't this part of the American dream? If not, please don't tell me.

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