Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Nice Haircut means Bad Haircut

I've noticed that whenever anyone says "Hey, you got your hair cut. That looks really nice" - what they are really saying is "Hey, you got your haircut, it looks really bad, which is why I noticed it in the first place." This happens because people only comment on your hair when it looks bad.

I got my haircut over the weekend and it sucks. I usually go to the Dollar Cuts up by the old Fred Meyer. It's a nice place but it takes me a while to get there because it's actually in Orem (about 15-20 minutes away). When I was looking up their number in the phone book I noticed that there was a new one in Provo. My advice is don't go there. I saw two people walk out of there before me with bad haircuts. You'd think that would have been a red flag for me, but no I went ahead and let them butcher my hair as well.

Anyway, I've heard people say "Hey James, nice haircut" more in the last few days than I have in my entire life.

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