Friday, May 01, 2009

And so it came to this big decision...

Do I put my hand down my pants--in public?! Well, let me put this into context first...

I was at the playground with my son minding my own business when I suddenly felt a little pinch on my butt.

Hmm, what in the world was that?

I took a look around me and no one was standing near me. And then the sensation came again--and then again.

OMG, I think I have something down my pants biting me. What do I do? Ouch! There it goes again! And again!

I knew I had to do something quick since the attack was still under way but I didn't really like my options. Either I sit on it and smash it {could there possibly be anything grosser than a smashed bug on your butt?}, or I put my hand down my pants and try to get it out. Isn't there suppose to be a good and a bad option in a situation rather than just two bad options? Anywho, after a moment of deep contemplation I chose what I thought was the lesser of the two evils and shoved my hand down my pants and out flew a wasp--but not before it had made a pin cushion of my poor, helpless butt.

And now I'm wondering how it got down there in the first place? Are my pants really that "gappy" at the waste? Do I need to start wearing a tighter belt or suction pants that impede all entrance to my butt? Hmmm...

(there is no picture with this post for obvious reasons)

6 comments:

Rhianna said...

Oh my. I can't imagine! What an awkward moment! I'm glad you survived!
Lol.

Plowmanators said...

Whoa. That would freak me out. I think you made the right decision! Thanks for the laugh...I always know when I visit your blog I will leave witha smile :)

Eliza said...

LOL! Oh that is such a funny story!
Sorry about your unfortunate event.

Jet said...

That's insane...I'm so sorry that happened to you. Hopefully you'll be able to laugh about it soon!

Karen K said...

Oh, your poor butt. That poor wasp was probably pretty embarrassed, too!

Rachel Stella said...

LOL Karen. I bet he was one embarassed wasp!